till i met non..and introduction

“I am Ad. I am a compulsive liar.”
“Welcome Ad”
“Thanks.”
“So Ad, tell us about yourself..”
“I was born..”
“Are you trying to bore us silly or what?”
“Oh shut the fuck up. Let him speak, why don’t ya! Jerk!”
“Fuck you!”
“Fuck you first!”
“Shit!”
“Nice..very nice..and thanks..”
“Fuck you!”
“Right back at you and yes, I was six when I realize that I like to lie..and I mean it in the most innocent manner...”
“Excuse me. May I show you how to lie properly? Innocently of course!” Non cried sarcastically, amidst a thunderous applaus from the crowd, especially an ex whale named Cat, a twenty something..oh fine..close to thirty something creative director from one of the most prestegious ad. agency in town.
“So, how’s my intro?”
“Fuck you! Could you at least..mention me to be about seventeen?” Cat snapped sarcastically, rolling her eyes just the same. A feat viciously appreciated by Kiki, who baft almost instantly.
“No shit!” she addded in her own, delectabley annoying tone and laughed, her usual shrill laugh. A feat, easily match by Cat who started shaking her booty with delight. “And Cat dahling! If you’re seventeen, then I’m clearly the newly crowned Miss Universe!”
“If that pimply blond bitch dare claimed to be the newly crowned Miss Universe then I’m practically a virgin!” J interjected, looking positively radiant. For a virgin at least.
“Which automatically turned me into an enchanted princess,” Non confesses elegantly, slyly flicking her hair, an amusement glint marring her once perfectly painted eyes.
“Fuck you!” came the quick, final retort from Cat as she continued shaking her now slim booty clad in a beautifully cut, dark blue jeans.
And no, I am not even going to mention the lable, honest!
Three years and two months later, and here we are, five positively deranged adult, sitting together in Kiki’s newly refurbished apartment, celebrating Cat’s impromptu birthday.
“Just so that you know..being a member of this club and all...today is not exactly my birthday..but thanks..I love the gift..especially J worn out shoes and Kiki’s left over chocolate moist...like, how long have you been keeping it moist! Choy!” Cat cried with a slight sigh. “Oh God! What have I done to deserve this!”
Which, brings us to the end of this horrible party. And no, we are still single..still available and yeah..still looking...talk about sad!