till I met Non...oh something to dream about i guess

“So, how cute was Peter today?” I asked once the whole world settled down just a bit.
“Oh my..he wear the cutest pants today. It was as if..geez..am I allowed to talk like this to you?”
“Like it has ever stop you before. So..spill it out!”
“Well, it started like this. I was pretending to be busy, knowing that the horrid monster was making her round when I notice something fishy just out of my driving range..I mean, if you are used to golf that is..”
“Fuck you!”
“See..I told you..don’t count me out just yet!”
“And then?”
“The usual. She went around bossing everyone. God! If I don’t love her husband I would have quit there and then. Then again, she knew who I am..so that’s just about it lah..”
“Fuck you!”
“Oh..you are referring to Peter? Why don’t you say so in the first place!”
“Why don’t you stop annoying me so I can sip my tea in peace?”
“And missed the opportunity to show my expertise to these adoring crowds?” Non asked and threw a wicked glance at a table just next to us. “My fan club,” she whispered seductively and blink at an extremely well propotion eurasian man in black. “I have a feeling that he’s in love..”
“That was the cheapest statement I’ve ever heard in my life...and I know slogan!” Cat said defensively and true to form, flutter her eyelashes at the same guy, with an equally dazzling effect. Oh yeah..and he left not long after that. WOnder if we will ever see him again..maybe not in black, I guess. Perhaps, something silky, to encentuate his chest? Seeing how he have been flirting with Non all these while. Wonder how he feels now that Cat had decided to muscle in.
“Anyway, back to Peter. I think he’s at least..ehm..I think I’m just about to get my period!”
“THat’s more like it. I don’t get it. Seriously! So, he’s hot..so what? If you like him so much..then just fo r it!”
“You know what I like about him? He has beautiful eyes. And the rest of him..was just about perfect..I can imagine how well we moulded together..know what I mean?”
“If you are any racier, I think I’ll barf right about now! You’re the shrink! Talk some sense into her! She can’t let this guy rule her life. It’s like..the only thing that comes out of her mouth everytime she start flirting with someone!”
“Are you nuts!?”
“You’re the one with the insight. So, tell me..how does Peter taste like..to you? Bland?”
“I would imagine he tastes like..I don’t know..a mocha with a side of vanilla?” Non enthused delicately, eyes dreamy. “Can you imagine..how that feels like? Ehm...”
“Just so that I won’t be accuse of being a prune..which side of him are we talking about now?”
“The vanila or mocha?” Non asked, looking somewhat confused at the sudden heat generated from our somewhat orgasmic conversation.
“Fuck you! He was talking about how bland Peter is! Oh Fuck..I was the one asking..hehehe..so..what do you think?”
“May I add in a suggestion..now that we are finally discussing about it..maybe..a picture of Peter in a speedo?”
“Thong or lacy?” Non asked, unconsiously.
“Why don’t we strip him naked and get it over and done with?” Cat snapped. “I am way beyond boyfriend right now..so quit it! Okay!”
“Wha-?”
“Thong could be nice..if you are into flesh...man flesh that is..”
“Fuck you and this time, I actually mean it!”
“Touche!”
“Oh yeah..I like that..” Non added, looking even more lost then usual. Wonder how her work place is like..with Peter hanging around all day long..Peter in jeans..in sleeveless T..in three piece suit...
That just about did it. Cat stood up, claiming something silly like the need to feed her cat and Non, oh well..I think I’ll leave quietly and let her settle the tab. It’s her turn anyway.